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taco era 

the era in which taco bell bought the world, the only thing taco bell didn't buy is swiper from dora the explorer, taco dora (because taco bell bought dora) and swiper had to destroy the contact and dab on the owner of taco bell. Please note: this was a past event that is why there is dabbing
I loved the taco era, my name used to be taco jimmy neutron
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Taco King 

1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.

2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.
Taco King by KickstandLover October 15, 2018
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Taco Jam 

Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.
Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.
Taco Jam by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018

Taco Syndrome 

When you are alone in a room with a Taco, and you are afraid Taco will hurt you.
Don't be ridicules, there is no Taco in the room. Are you having a Taco Syndrome?
Taco Syndrome by King-Gen November 2, 2018
A toilet's worst nightmare.
Peter: I'm going to Taco Bell.
Toilet: Oh shit
Taco Bell by human1010101 November 22, 2018

Taco squat 

When a female gamer teabags you after being killed.
That cunt just taco squated me! She's hacking.
Taco squat by Feldokkon January 9, 2019

Taco Fail 

A more appropriate name for every 20 year old drunk or stoned college student's favorite 3am fast food spot (i.e. Taco Bell)
Guy#1: We're going to Taco Fail, want to come with us?
Guy#2: No thanks, I like my asshole intact
Taco Fail by ELEVENTHKNIGHT February 28, 2019