Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

Story

a story is a direct reflection of the soul; it doesn't block your personality or your happiness. It is your happiness, your problems, your joy, your sadness… it is a reflection of YOU! YOU are your stories.

That story was so deep.

by THEFISHISHERE November 2, 2020

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

the Peachipaws story

Someone who is clinically insane. These people usually seem cute and adorable on the outside but once you get to know them they are secretly INSANE.

I thought my friend was a wholesome person but after checking the Peachipaws story I found out otherwise.

by queefquarf234 May 6, 2022

stories girl

The annoying girl in your class that does nothing but tell stories, she is also emo and talks about how bad her life is.

Mackenzie is such a stories girl.

by asdfghjksert May 17, 2016

mujke story

1) a story that is far fetched made up
2) usually a really lame excuse

Hey why didn’t you come to the party last night?

man i was on the way and then my phone died and couldn’t find it house so went home

Man that sounds like a mujke story

by Ramče July 22, 2019