Spoon

A spoon is used to eat things in a bowl but is most com.only used as a cbt weapon

Mmmm I love a good spoon

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Spoon

The other word for fuck

how are you so spooning dope

by Sevn James December 21, 2022

Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

Spoon

An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ

Oh My God! You're such a spoon

by SpoonJuicer June 26, 2022

Spoons

British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,

Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”

by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018

Spoon

To Murderer Horribly Slowly with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Girl walks into the room and is hit on the knuckles by her friends who have all acquired spoons.

Not EVER to be confused with 'spooning'

youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

by spooningsally November 24, 2010

Spoon

a mistake, normally large but not catastrophic

I forgot to save my game! I am such a spoon

by CrAzY_CaNuCK_15 March 5, 2021