sidestreet

a spontaneous bit of amorous activity in the backseat of a parked vehicle, which interrupts your drive between point A and point B -- occurring when you just can't wait to reach your destination to have sex, and subsequently talk your honey into pulling off on a sidestreet for a little somethin' somethin'

As they drove back from an especially romantic evening, Sue just couldn't wait to get Bob home and tear him to pieces -- so she convinced him to pull over and park for a bit so they could get some sidestreet action.

by ragingredgoddess November 8, 2013

spider

a sex position in which a girl squats crab style on top of a guy with her feet up on his knees and her arms back on his chest

She climbed up on Jimmy Dean backwards with her feet on his knees and hands on his chess and lowered her butt, pushed his cock in, and the ride him spider style.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

spidercrack

A crack or break that is so intense that it looks like a spider web.

If you piss me off one more time, I'm going to spidercrack your neck!

by Redskater April 19, 2014

Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.

Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.

by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014

spider typing

typing effortlessly with one hand

I'm quite an expert at spider typing.

by Analyst242 November 15, 2014

Sidesaddle

When your thong moves to one side in your pants

Dude you have to see what's going on in

my pants. I got a sidesaddle happening.

by mememe6969 December 6, 2014

Spider Bike

Any bike that has eight functioning wheels or turbines(in the case of a water spider bike).

man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?

by Bull0cks July 1, 2014