Meatball Sandwich

When a person has chest hair that curls up and out of their shirt around their neckline.

" Look at that dude over there with the blue v-neck shirt; he's so hairy he has a serious meatball sandwich going on"

by SgtShaggyBalls January 25, 2010

A Jam Sandwich

The act of scooping out dried period blood from a two day old corpse and placing it delicately between two slices of bread (brand of your choosing) then scoffing it like a mad-man. Yum- yum.

"Nigel, Do you want to try A Jam sandwich. It's scrumptious."

"No"

by Poop sniffer 3000 November 26, 2013

Liquor Sandwich

Doing a brief series of shots in between a round of beers, preferably a wheat or grain-based lager.

"Between rounds of PBR, I did like 10 shots of rubbing alcohol through a dirty sock!"

"Dude, that's a liquor sandwich with mayo!"

by Chelsea Welsh February 3, 2008

meatsicle sandwich

when hitting a chick from behind, about to pop, you slap her ass cheeks into your meat (masculine sex organ)creating a explosive sensation in the anus.

Yo last night i gave her a total meatsicle sandwich.

He gave me a meatsicle sandwich and the come came out my mouth.

by skeetshooter44 April 30, 2008

subway sandwich

when 4 men engage in group sex. one man is the bread and gets passed along the other three until the sauce is put on at the end.

daves ass was destroyed last night he was well and truely subway sandwiched

by Anal suffocation December 31, 2014

Retard Sandwich

When your'e working in between two other people on an assembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.

Today at work was like being in a retard sandwich, I swear to God.

by Milton66 March 3, 2010

cucumber sandwich

1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.

Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.

2. An insulting name for a posh person

3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.

1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."

2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"

3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"

by DiamondSerpant March 30, 2007