salty beef

When a big dude is salty AF and only knows how to respond in insults and sarcasm.

Jim got fired and Dan is just salty beef now.

by kalisco April 19, 2018

Salty

Mad Angry Aggravated

That kid is Salty

by Spookysoul June 19, 2019

salty crew

A bunch of good cunts that send anything to do with the water

Holy fuck the salty crew a skux as

by Churrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 28, 2020

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024

Salty Pete

A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey

"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"

"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"

by Denda June 30, 2022

Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017

Salty Sushi

When you nut inside a girl and eat her out right after.

I finished way too early so I ate some salty Sushi to make sure she was satisfied

by Fatnutzz April 16, 2023