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The Rusty Moose

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.
Grant gave Bart the Rusty Moose last week.
by m3ow April 18, 2010
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Rusty Table

You are doing anal with a girl and you pull out and tit fuck her thus creating a "Rusty Table."
"You won't believe this man but last night my girlfriend let me give her a "Rusty Table!"
by T-PORTS September 12, 2012
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Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don’t let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she $#!*$ all over your @!*#. So right when you’re about to get off, you take it out and you blow @#$% $!@* on her back. You finish by eating all that junk off her back without using your hands.
Man, giving that girl a Rusty Venture after having chili dogs was a very bad idea.
by JonasVee November 26, 2010
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Rusty water

When you're out of toilet paper after defecation, and have to jump straight from toilet to shower - giving the shower water a rusty appearance.
I ran out of toilet paper so had to do the dash to the shower - damn that was some rusty water.
by skip_e March 5, 2020
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Rusty Venture

When you take a girl/guy out for a date and don't let her/him go to the bathroom. Upon arriving back home you proceed to have anal with her/him until she/he poops on you dick. You then blow your load and the poop all over her/his back. This is the rusty part. The venture is where you remove the poop and cum without using your hands.
Man last night I took your woman out for dinner and gave her a Rusty Venture when we got home. Let me tell you the poop didn't taste nearly as good as the steak at dinner. Totally not gay though.
by porphyriac November 24, 2010
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rusty bucket

A shot of the worst brand of tequila the bar has. Usually given to enemies, d-bags or just your idiot friend.

One usually proposes a shot and orders one rusty bucket and one good shot that looks like a rusty bucket (usually whiskey/vodka depending on color of tequila) so the other party is none the wiser.

After a set amount of time passes said target usually forgets so you can purchase another rusty bucket and propose it as an apology and punk them yet again.
Example 1:
Person 1: See that douchey bro by the bar
Person 2: Yea? Should we mess with him?
Person 1: Yeah, Go buy him a rusty bucket. That'll have him puking his brains outs
(Aforementioned Bro will be to douchey to realize what has transpired)

Example 2:
Idiot Friend: Ughh man wtf was that?
You: You just drank a rusty bucket dumbass!
by UrbanTequila October 18, 2015
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Rusty Venture

We were on the bus to Oklahoma City when she asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture
by The Original ShagNasty November 26, 2010
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