Rusty pattle

its when you shit in a net-like bag and slap someone with it

the bitch wouldent shut up so i gave her a rusty pattle

by nightmare nicpon August 22, 2009

Rusty Pedal

When you take a shit in a bag and then you smack someone across the face with it.

The bitch won't shut up so i gave her a rusty pedal.

by Regansmash1976 January 20, 2010

Rusty Table

You are doing anal with a girl and you pull out and tit fuck her thus creating a "Rusty Table."

"You won't believe this man but last night my girlfriend let me give her a "Rusty Table!"

by T-PORTS September 12, 2012

Rusty Groomer

A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.

Wicket and Scamp always come correct with a Rusty Groomer whenever they hear the buzz of clippers.

by pink_hag_n_fly16 August 08, 2014

rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices

I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred

by Strip$ November 14, 2015

Rusty Fog

A fart.

"Kris just let out a rusty fog right in Jo and Kim's faces"

by Krijim October 08, 2011

Rusty Venture

The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.

Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 22, 2010