pre-johning

the act of blaming your terrible gaming skills before the game even started.

Person one:“yeah bro, I have controller drift so I’m probably going to suck.” Person 2:“Dude, stop pre-johning and just play the game.” ( The catch is that he doesn’t have controller drift and just sucks.)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

Pre-Peg

The before or past tense of pegging.

“Up for a pre-peg” - J.Ross

by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024

Pre-roll

The act of smoking a pre-roll alone or with a group.

“Yo Sheldon you tryna pre-roll with me and Dexter tonight?”

by Tung Tung Sahur July 7, 2025

Pre-Goon

Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.

Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn

Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.

by GermanGoon July 16, 2025

PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work

A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"

by 0mAkine August 15, 2025

pre-dipping

Briefly sticking your cock up her ass right before she gives you a blowjob. Often used in sissy play to enhance power dynamics and add some kinky flavor.

She didn't know what pre-dipping is, so I showed her and this bitch absolutely loved it. She told me: "Omg Daddy, I've never had a dick this tasty before!"

by Sissy Emily August 21, 2025

Pre-Law Society

"Pre-Law Society" is a prestigious group where Pre-Law students meet up and practice studying for the LSAT a long with attending networking buffets while interning at law firms.

In order to qualify for a law degree, I have to join the Pre-Law Society

by Savster September 9, 2025