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Reverse Alaskan Pipeline 

Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.
Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.

Guy : WTF WHY?

Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.
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Pifed by Q January 26, 2004

james pipe 

a gay guy from hethersett who uses hair straightners and dildos.
Jim: look fred bet that guy knows pipe
Fred: wich guy jim
Jim:da geezer in the thong
Fred:oh ye a guy in a thong he must know pipe
Jim: true, very true
james pipe by Jonny waterhouse June 29, 2004

Polish Piledriver 

When a man puts a woman into a piledriver position and than piledrives her through a table cumming into her mouth.
The man gave the woman a Polish Piledriver after roll playing.

Loud Pipes 

The only concession to safety that a motorcycle needs. Time was, you were expected to wear visible clothing and a helmet and drive predictably. Now it's OK to dress completely in black (no helmet) and pop in and out of lanes at will. As long as you have really loud, low pitched, non-directional exhaust noise.

Loud pipes endanger lives.
"Boy, these loud pipes rock. Everybody takes their eyes off the road to figure out where the hell the racket is coming from and get into massive pileups. Then I just drive around the mess."
Loud Pipes by Al Benedict June 4, 2013
Otherwise known as P-I-P-E-S, or Penis In Pickled Ecstasy. This is a term widely used in the South Side of Los Altos. It refers to an old man found dead in his home surrounded by jars of Penis' soaking in Ecstasy. They are found to be edible and smokable, but create a very intense high.
Coach-- Kids, you need to do better in soccer, or the Pipes will get you. I want us to be a very good team.

Kids-- Yes coach. We will not dip Pipes in our tea before we eat them.

OR

Faggle-- Shit they found my secret stash of Pipes.

Nip-- Oh shit what are going to do?

Faggle-- Eat em i guess? Or we could smoke them. Either way i have to get the smell of pickled jizz out of my room.
Pipes by Fagglenip Pettigrew April 25, 2010
When one man stelthely approaches another man from the side and rubs his man parts against another man's side. The man then shouts"Side Pipe". This activity typicaly takes place on Saturdays to celebrate "Side Pipe Saturday" .

Background: These types of games evolved from "Man Love Monday" where heterosexual men isolated from women while working in the logging camps of North Central West Virginia playfully turned to one and other to cope with isolation and lonleiness.
While Standing in the lunch line Rich snuck up on Mike and side piped him.
side pipe by Floyd Waterdriver August 23, 2011