A beige mom is a mother who only gives their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with sad beige clothing you may be wondering why do these mothers not give their children the joy of a bright colorful life well these mothers also live a sad beige life and go feral when something is out of their aesthetic
by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023
Get the beige mommug. 
A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.
Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!
Love me, love my mom muff.
Love me, love my mom muff.
by mommuff June 24, 2014
Get the mom muffmug. Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.
by Command C Command V February 19, 2020
Get the Your Mommug. The most common insult that is used to this day.
Quite often countered with "NO U", and can be continued with a whole bunch of other versions of this.
Quite often countered with "NO U", and can be continued with a whole bunch of other versions of this.
"Youre mom gay" "NO U"
by MeAnIntellectual124 July 3, 2018
Get the Mom Gaymug. 
