by taybae:) June 5, 2016
Get the stoning someonemug. The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
Get the Wind off a stonemug. by SprocDoc September 30, 2011
Get the stonesmug. by 19181716151413121110987654321 May 10, 2022
Get the sir moses elisha stone amgott flemenverfer the IIImug. by Lowkey.cat July 26, 2017
Get the stone sackmug. To be so stoned that one is put into a stupor.
Is said to be brought upon by smoking Mids to Schwaggy quality marijuana.
Is said to be brought upon by smoking Mids to Schwaggy quality marijuana.
"Man, I was so stupor stoned last night, my dog like, told me to quit smoking weed."
"Haha- that's what you get for smoking mids!"
"Haha- that's what you get for smoking mids!"
by Captain Cornwallace January 25, 2009
Get the Stupor Stonedmug. A stone that never goes overlooked, no matter how many times it keeps telling everyone they're overlooking it, and they're going to be sorry they did.
The attention seeking stone wasn't really overlooked, it just felt like it should be getting more attention than all the other stones when it wasn't.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
Get the Attention seeking stonemug.