Mac 'n jack

To masturbate into, or using, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese

"I saw sam the other day, he just finished a Mac 'n Jack. Also, dinner was great."

by Balls Hurricane Fapsy June 12, 2016

Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.

Mac Swanson is so fucking hot

by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021

MAC-wack-it

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.

Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.

by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009

The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.

by stochastic mime March 20, 2013

MAC`ing

When a individual is using there Macintosh products such as the Apple computer, the Ipod, the Ipad or the

Iphone.

"i missed my train cause i was MAC`ing with my Ipad"
"stop MAC`ing!!your at a funeral"!!

by Hazabobaza June 11, 2010

Mac

Questionably large slim Jim.

Vanessa: That doesn't look real
Mac: Of course it is

by YoungLean40 October 17, 2022

mac

to mac at someone is to try to get with them.

1.) Damn, she’s cute, imma mac at her
2.) Y’all head? Yesenia and Ty are maccin at eachother

by xoxostoney4245 June 7, 2018