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A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
He's on a one way life jerk
by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020
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Berkeley circle jerk

Berkeley kids who think they're the shit and boost their egos by metaphorically jerking each other off. Deep down, they know they're ivy league rejects.
Jim - "Dude I got into Berkeley."
Bob - "Damn we're like so smart."
Everybody else - "stfu with this Berkeley circle jerk."
by jimbokimbo March 27, 2020
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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
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Jerking His Yert

He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts
by organcontainer March 31, 2020
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Nerdy Jerk

A cool nerd; An intellectual with an edge; A person who exhibits book smarts, street smarts and sarcasm all rolled into one; A witty person who knows how to handle themself in the streets, the classroom, workplace, and pretty much any setting they encounter.
That dude must be a nerdy jerk because he's super smart and really cool.

A studious street person can be considered a nerdy jerk.

That nerdy jerk always has something sarcastic and witty to say.

Think: Stringer Bell from The Wire; Stefan Urquelle from Family Matters
by Nerdy Jerks April 11, 2020
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Jerk

Who breaks up without any reason and even not willing to talk about it, especially in quarantine. or Who searches for nearest dick in her city when you're not there in quarantine.
I've found my love is a jerk in Corona times.
by wildwildforever April 16, 2020
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Jerk Race

Purposefully go on a 1 minute porno and beat it hardcore and try to cum first go
Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?
by Merrickman2003 March 8, 2020
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