brain hurt

a mild headache caused by someone confusing or acting abnormally towards you.
or
caused when you don't know how to talk to someone because they are so different from you

Christina: "I don't understand video-games they are a waste of time"
Sam: "You make my brain hurt"

by Thunderfarts April 23, 2018

Juan Brain

its a phrase that you say when someone screws up and you need to call them dumb without saying dumb.

damn it you screwed up, your such a "Juan Brain"

by impostsus May 27, 2021

An American brain

An American brain, the brain of stupidity. The country that calls football soccer. The lack of thinking. The kind of brain that doesn’t know how to cook international food. But there is some Americans that have an international brain. The brain of thinking. American brains also have racism in them.

Jake, who has an American brain: “This black guy looks like an ant.”
Tariq, who has an international brain: “This man is a great guy.”

by Chief_On_The_Dictionary September 10, 2022

Brain Pollution

A person who talks about the same thing in same way/or rephrased way, for two or more times without any reason, even when the audience has completely understood the point he/she is making.

That dude mass brain pollution because he keeps repeating himself. He was saying, "So we all went to this great place, then we went there and after we went there, actually we went there and something happened before we went there, so let me fort tell you what happened when we went there."

by Zangetsu71 July 2, 2012

Vegemite Brain

Usually an Australian who thinks they are incredibly smart, but is woefully ignorant. Since the population their intelligence is measured against, is also a consumer of discarded vegetable scraps and left over brewers yeast. A staple in the diet of Australians, vegemite has created a people who think they are smart, but their mind is made up of repurposed food scarps.

Since you are what you eat...

Steve decided to swim with Sharks today, he made that choice due to his vegemite brain.

by Grand Gorilla November 15, 2021

chocolate brain

When you give a black person head

Yo I saw my boy receiving "chocolate brain"

by NIGGA-CHIN June 10, 2021

brain company

when one is receiving fellatio and a second fellator joined, they are said to be keeping each other in 'brain company'

Dude, Tonya was just watching the whole time, until her and Andrea formed The Brain Company

by definitelynotrussell January 17, 2017