fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like

I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.

by honoura November 22, 2013

Boyfriend

A boy who class you every night someone who text you goodnight and good morning someone who falls asleep on call someone who would be the first person who tells your everything dosent cheat dosent call other girls fit

Boyfriend- date me

Girl- okay

Boy- last night calls

by Mille Anderson September 30, 2019

golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals

My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.

by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023

boyfriendism

A synonym for Tech from Clone Force 99, The Bad Batch.

That Tech is one hot nerd, he sure is the embodiment of boyfriendism!

by sugar guy April 30, 2022

Club Boyfriend

A guy you always end up making out with on nights out. You don’t talk much outside the club, but every weekend, he’s basically your temporary boyfriend.

“It’s not serious, he’s just my club boyfriend.”

by kanetic April 27, 2025

two-day-boyfriend

Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.

Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"

by Olivia Moore June 7, 2017

the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014