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mountain dewzzie

'noun;' The procedure of introducing mountain dew into the rectum and colon via the anus. Typically performed by squeezing a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink directly into the afflicted anus. May result in "extreme" bowel movements and loss of sperm.
1. "I'm pretty loose after that mountain dewzzie;"
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie."
by fktnyromo April 26, 2009
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SPLASHBACK MOUNTAIN

When you fire your load inside your misses and then she laughs and fanny farts it all back out at you
Dude, i was nailing the misses the other day and she ended up (splashback mountain)ing me
by Discgolf1 February 17, 2020
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Baby Mountain

When a woman who fat get pregnant and around the time she gets a "baby bump" its bigger than normal cuz she has a fat belly!!!
person 1: did you see ashleys' baby bump?

person 2: bitch that aint a baby bump thats a baby mountain
by gaffney2005 December 26, 2009
mugGet the Baby Mountainmug.

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.
Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"
by GameCreepr April 7, 2022
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mountain dookie

The nasty-ass shit you take after chugging four cans of mountain dew in the morning. Also known as mountain deuce.
Yo man where's Jimmy? I can't find him anywhere. Class starts in 10 minutes.

I think he's on the can dropping a mountain dookie.
by Pdoody July 13, 2012
mugGet the mountain dookiemug.

Rocky Mountain Snow Cap

The act of ejaculating between the eyes of a person (HOPEFULLY) and letting the semen cover and flow down the nose like melting snow.
I gave my girlfriend a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap last night and she accidentally inhaled some of my DNA.
by MuricanGinger May 22, 2025
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