Meat Rivet

n. A tiny penis or meat-stick

She says disappointed when she sees him naked for the first time, "Really, what do you expect to pleasure with that meat rivet?"

by KiLZiL December 5, 2017

Meat Maid

A young lady excessively partial to receiving vaginal stimulation from the masculine instrument. A slut.

Guy 1- Damn, Sarah's had more than her fair share of cock!
Guy 2- Yeah dude, she's a bona fide Meat Maid.

by lovelyowl December 15, 2012

Street Meat

A member of the Milliam Clan

Popular member of the group
Infectious laugh

That was very street meat-y of you

by Boozy Milliam March 31, 2022

meat troll

Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.

Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.

by Scratchie September 18, 2016

Meat connoisseur

Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.

I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .

by Thomas broadway April 6, 2017

Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

by Chappy11 May 26, 2019

Gig meat

When a male becomes sexually aroused whilst playing a musical instrument on stage

"I totally got gig meat the first time I played live"

by MadAXman April 8, 2010