Growl-ma

Growl-ma is a rare disease which can be caught by inhaling large amounts of Cummins (cum flecks). This originated in ancient Egypt (battle of Hastings 43BC) when soldiers would cum on each other to assert dominance and proof of manliness. This contributed to the development of humans and this is why we have ear lobes. This is also lead to balding. You may be wondering where the name “Growl-ma” came from! This originated from the tale of the growling hag. Tale says, she was cummed on and he turned into werewolf, developing incurable flatulence (growls from bum hole).

Phil: Bro I think I have growl-ma.
Doc: Nope, your appendix exploded.
Phil: k.

by Gracie isn’t my name. October 25, 2022

mas

Men Aint shit

MAS im tired of loving someone.

by clown:) December 29, 2019

Ma

Short term for Mamas in a attractive way.

Tay - Gyatttt, You look good ma !

Bianca - Thank you☺️.

by embify July 24, 2022

Yo Yo Ma

Pouring Limoncello into one's foreskin and allowing a partner to drink it from your penis

I gave Heather a yo yo ma last night and she gagged for an hour

by anonymous February 27, 2024

du ma may

in vietnamese it literally means fuck your mother. du ma means fuck you and toi du ma may means I fucked your mother. but my family is slang and southern soo.

du ma may

by tôi đụ má mây April 19, 2022

ma theory

A joke to use on your friends.

Daniel do you know the “Ma Theory”
No I don’t what’s the “Ma theory john”
John- Ma balls

by WhosZoom August 31, 2022

Weto ma

The action of committing a cicle jerk in the middle a a train station and then barfing all over your testicles

Me and my friends did a Weto ma yesterday and now my hands are sore.

by Weto ma December 7, 2022