Seat Jump

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.

*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*

by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011

jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011

stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat

you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.

by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 3, 2011

Jump

A Saint Lucian term meaning to be startled.

1. (Sneaks up behind 3.)
3. (Gets startled) Oye, wam to you!? Oye you made me jump (freak out)

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) January 24, 2023

Jump And Fall Experience

(sorry for my capitalization)

A Jump And Fall Experience Or JAF Is Something That Starts Good At First But Then Goes To Dogshit Right After The Fun Parts.

Kind of Like Jerking Off But After You Nut Theres Nothing Much After That.

For Example

"Bro That Party Was A Jump And Fall Experience"

"I Was Watching Stranger Things Last Night It Was Kind Of A Jump And Fall Experience"

"Bro Last Night Was A Jump And Fall Experience"

by 99 Buttons February 1, 2023

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

A sentence in english containing every word in the alphabet. Most used in text font downloading websites.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog is a silly sentence!

by dswqsa895 February 2, 2023

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence that contains every letter of the alphabet, also called a pangram

Let’s see what each letter of “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” looks like with every font that’s installed on my Windows PC.

by bluestinger66 February 14, 2023