Bisexual time

When bisexuals date the same gender time goes faster
1:24 ratio

Bi girl: my gf hasn’t responded in like 12 hours
Straight girl: it’s only been half an hour
Bi: no, it’s bisexual time

by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

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Akshat Time

When you arrive at an event or gathering so extremely late that the experience has already ended several hours ago.

Yo bro, you gonna be on time or you on that Akshat Time?

by V-Cash December 30, 2021

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It’s babadook time

This phrase is used when it’s time for you to do something crazy or freaky

-“wasssup slime, the party goin crzy”

-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”

-“it’s babadook time”😏

by AngeredMuffin March 27, 2020

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Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

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on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

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