if that don’t beat all

An expression of surprise - as in that is the most odd thing ever.

Bro: holy shit, Trump won the election!
Second bro: If that don’t beat all.

by ZenTam August 11, 2018

beat off tourettes

Upon climax, the reflex of having a person pop in to your head that would normally disgust you. This includes absolutely anyone; pets, relatives, or even public figures.

I was beating off last night and had a case of beat off tourettes. Right before I came, Al Sharpton popped into my head!

by JJvandyJJ March 29, 2010

Bring sandwich to the beat

Phrase used in northern England by grime and trap artists/fans, meaning 'to spit tight bars over a backing track in a punchy way'. The phrase evolved because 'sandwiched' is a synonym for the word 'tight', which is used as a compliment in grime and rap circles when appraising a song or performance. Can also start with variant words 'bringing' and 'brings' depending on usage and context.

That MC is spitting pure fire up there bruv. Sure can bring sandwich to the beat.

by UserOfWords June 8, 2018

beat the shit out of

To beat up really, really badly. It's like nearly dying. But worse, because you lived.

I'm gonna fucking beat the shit out of him.

by King Roiben July 24, 2007

Beat yo shit

To masterbate publicly or privately

ME: You beat yo shit?

YOU: Hell yeah. I'm like fuck it. It's my shit. I'll beat it when and where I want to.

by Shit Beater December 18, 2012

Beat a nigga ass

Used by blacks, with reference to assaulting a fellow negro

Man, if I don't get my money back, I'm goin have to beat a nigga ass

by dr. z July 6, 2015

beat my face

The act of wearing a lot of nicely done makeup.

Basically caking your face.

Anna: why are you taking so long to get ready

Vicky: because I have to beat my face

by ViLynn January 28, 2016