by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023
by I'm honest I swear April 04, 2015
an American household merchandise discount store headquartered in Dallas, Texas. Founded in 1974, the company once advertised nearly 500 locations across the country, also advertising itself as having high quality products at low prices
On April 28, 2023, just days after the collapse of Bed Bath & Beyond, Tuesday Morning announced that it would be going out of business and close all 200 remaining locations
by SPrice1980 May 04, 2023
One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry
You have a delicious morning pastry
by Otter91 November 21, 2022
One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
by Otter91 November 21, 2022
When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.
“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”
“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
by abutthole March 11, 2024
rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?
person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 12, 2023