Spoon

To Murderer Horribly Slowly with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Girl walks into the room and is hit on the knuckles by her friends who have all acquired spoons.

Not EVER to be confused with 'spooning'

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by spooningsally November 24, 2010

mega-spoon

To have make love in the spooning position

Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.

by Pookiebear May 18, 2005

Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet

Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.

by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010

Slap the spoon

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.

Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.

by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019

Flume spoon

Spooning on a log flume

Wanna flume spoon at Alton Towers?

by Armadillopoop November 4, 2016

spoon awerness club

A group that you will need to join if you want to brush your teeth still

Man the spoon awerness club is so cool you should join today

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Spooning

Hitting spoon so together with some friends

Seb: wanna go spooning after school

Jim: sure! i love spooning it’s so much fun

by Spooningismusic May 20, 2018