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Flaming handjob

Recieving a handjob while you have Chlamydia
Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."
by FedsGay69 August 17, 2019
mugGet the Flaming handjobmug.

Majestic Flame Destroyer

When about to ejaculate use Majestic Flame Destroyer jutsu hand signs and ejaculate in a wide area creating lots of trauma and a large area of attack.
"Yeah she wanted to finish first but I pulled out and hit a Majestic Flame Destroyer on that hoe. Yk what I mean. *Insert flight reacts dolphin laugh*"
by TheRealKorai July 23, 2021
mugGet the Majestic Flame Destroyermug.

flame post

A abusive message posted on the Internet or sent by email, typically in quick response to another message.
Why did ypu sent that flame post?
by SvenOslo June 17, 2017
mugGet the flame postmug.

flaming three-bean charlie

A woman who has three clitorises and tries to burn two of them off with a home electrolysis kit but instead accidentally sets her vagina on fire
Do you remember Shaniquah whose mom lived under those power lines, the ambulance was at her crib last nite 'cause she gave herself a flaming three-bean charlie
by dearthyvader March 29, 2010
mugGet the flaming three-bean charliemug.

Flame shift

To deflect judgment for being a terrible person and/or doing terrible things by jumping on the momentum of hate toward someone else. Typically used by canceled influencers/celebs in an attempt to regain public favor and win back their audience.
Despite being extremely problematic figures in their own right, Jeffree Star and James Charles have chosen to flame shift to Mikayla Nogueria for lying to her fans, hoping that the community will forget their much worse misdeeds.
by IndigoPhoenix21 February 23, 2023
mugGet the Flame shiftmug.

Flaming Whoofter

See also, homosexuals
Used when less offense is intended,ie; within the classroom.
A less-harsh word for defining poofters.
Hey, look at David, he's a Flaming Whoofter.

Bloody rump-pumpers, they're flaming whoofters
by Franco Leopald November 18, 2005
mugGet the Flaming Whooftermug.

flaming mona

when you set a girl's pubes on fire and try to put it out by ejaculating on it
When I got out the matches and the lighter fluid, the bitch knew to fear the flaming mona.
by Berg April 2, 2003
mugGet the flaming monamug.

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