Jane's friend 

a. A "friend" that Jane uses to pleasure herself.

b. A commonly used nickname that Jane, and women alike,
use for their vibrator.

c. A device that Jane uses when dick is not around.

"Jane's friend is always there when she needs it."

Sally: "What is Jane going to do while her boyfriend is out of town for a whole month?!"
Mary: "Oh don't worry, I'm sure Jane's friend will keep her company."

"Every Jane needs a friend and every dick is a friend of Jane's."

Jane's friend by Jane's friend March 31, 2012

He’s Just A Friend 

A lie girls typically tell their boyfriends. If she says he’s just a “friend” then she’s secretly getting her cheeks clapped by her “friend”. This “friend” is probably in your girls DMs and snap Best Friend’s list and this dude is probably making fun of you calling you a simp and your girl is telling him “omg stahp your so mean 😂”

Her: Babe he’s just a friend

Me: He can have you have fun in the streets

He’s Just A Friend by Chad Chett November 25, 2021

Just a friend 

What the stupid model calls Marinette. COME ON STOP FRIEND ZONING HER.

Idk I just wanna let you know wtf is wrong with Adrien agreste. sHouLd iNclUde tHe wOrD bEinG dEfinED. Just a friend

Just a friend by txt furry June 27, 2020

Best Friend 

Someone you trust completely.

Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.

Best Friend: Someone your thinking about right now

Best Friend by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016

pest friend 

Like a bestfriend but all they do is annoy you & and are very hard to get rid of. Unfortunately bug spray will not work on these large beasties.

I'm sure we've all proberly had one of these....Pest friends, or stil do?AAAAahhgGGGRRhhrr. I got a call from my pest friend... to chew my ear off.

pest friend by wibblewobblewobble October 16, 2008

Netflix Friend

When one or more of a Netflix subscription holder's acquaintances (not necessarily friends) 'shares' the account for his or her own pleasure.

Joe: "Dude my mom looked on my Netflix and I'm in deep shit because it said I watched American Pie!"
Steve: "It was probably Dave, freaking douche. Why do you like him?"
Joe: "He's just a Netflix friend. I hate him"
Steve: "How did he get your password?"
Joe: "He begged me for days because he couldn't wait to see the newest House of Cards. Fuckin' lying bitch"

Netflix Friend by e.e. cummings October 6, 2013

sideline friend

A friend that is well liked by friends but doesn't get asked to hangout or get invited to things and is left on the "sidelines"

She says she likes me but never wants to hangout with me, I feel like a sideline friend.

sideline friend by bigred00 April 3, 2016