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key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.
by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023
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Hardee's Breakfast Hour

I went to pick up Smash Ultimate today, but I found myself caught in a Hardee's Breakfast Hour.
by OmniMitch December 7, 2018
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Floridian Breakfast

The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.
Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.
by CatDaddy2022 February 3, 2024
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- stella 🥱
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021
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Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.
"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"
by syst3mselite February 21, 2024
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Breakfast of the Champions

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole
While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles
by Eatyourwheaties October 7, 2018
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Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)
It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.
by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021
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