exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.
"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."
'bummer..."
'bummer..."
by thekittykat October 13, 2011

Crappy-ass band out of Mountgomery County, Maryland. The lead singer can't even sing in the correct pitch!
by Fangy July 29, 2008

The act of thinking your gonna win a fight against a professional mma fighter because you knocked out a nba player
by Jake_is_a_bitch December 15, 2020

When someone driving makes sudden unpredictable U-turns, pulls over in unsafe spots, uses strange times to accelerate of brake.
by USC Godfather August 26, 2018

by pinkpink1234 February 14, 2023

by ggukin4k June 26, 2021
