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Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.
"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."
by thekittykat October 13, 2011
mugGet the Tissue disc drivemug.

omega drive

Crappy-ass band out of Mountgomery County, Maryland. The lead singer can't even sing in the correct pitch!
Omega Drive is an abnormally crappy band.
by Fangy July 29, 2008
mugGet the omega drivemug.

Drive stay

The act of thinking your gonna win a fight against a professional mma fighter because you knocked out a nba player
I’m gonna do a Drive stay because I’m to much of a cunt to fight a real boxer
by Jake_is_a_bitch December 15, 2020
mugGet the Drive staymug.

Drive it like an Uber

When someone driving makes sudden unpredictable U-turns, pulls over in unsafe spots, uses strange times to accelerate of brake.
"We're running late, drive it like an Uber!"
by USC Godfather August 26, 2018
mugGet the Drive it like an Ubermug.

ileana Drive-Thru

Diddling yourself while driving
I’m bored while driving so I’m going to do an ileana drive-thru.
by pinkpink1234 February 14, 2023
mugGet the ileana Drive-Thrumug.

performance drive

It's like a sex drive, but for performances. One's engagement in performing.
BTS's Jungkook has a crazy performance drive. He's always dancing and singing like the rent is due.
by ggukin4k June 26, 2021
mugGet the performance drivemug.

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