Double Dragonfist

The act of using both hands to masturbate and twisting in different directions while stroking. Commonly used in the porn industry and job interviews.

If you want him to call you back you better cup the balls and give him that double dragonfist.

by beardedreptar October 16, 2016

Double fail

A failure that occurs while trying to point out a previous fail.

Person 1: That Cliff bar gave me the same calories as a regular meal without any of the satisfaction.

Fial.

Person 2: Double fail

by thisizmypseudonym June 2, 2011

Double Fucked

When two guys’ dicks are in an asshole of most likely another man

Joe and I double fucked Dave last night.

by The big guy 1 November 25, 2018

double domination

When two female(usually) Doms gang up on one poor male(usually) Sub.

That man is getting the Double Domination treatment

by Donuttouchit August 12, 2018

Double-demigod

1. A demigod with two gods and possibly two mortals as parents.

2. A demigod with two demigods as parents (aka. legacy).

3. A demigod with a demigod & god as parents (aka. legacy. ie. dual terza-god).

Overall, a double-demigod is a demigod that's has two divine parents. So, they may be two times more powerful than a typical demigod.

Double demigod: Still a demigod, but possibly double the godliness.

e.g. 'Two gods created their double-demigod child's soul as a semi-divine being and incarnated it into a mortal couple’s unborn infant' as they were too busy doing their godly business to look after it.'

(Note: They are still a demigod, since they're half mortal in spirit & half mortal in physical body. 50% mortal parentage & 50% divine paretange.

Please read my definition of a terza-god for more information)

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis December 9, 2022

Double creep

When you have a long term girlfriend, but your out on a secret date with another woman, your creeping already, but you notice a girl while out on your secret date, and you do a number grab as she's at the bar, hopefully without your secret date noticing, you just preformed a double creep!

"was partying with a slut while the missus thought I was out with the lads, even managed to bag a number off another honey while said slut weren't looking, perfect double creep it was"

by Batmatscoop August 24, 2020

Double Logout

When working in a call-center, the act of taking your phone out of the receiving calls loop then going for a dump.

"Dude! Last night's curry has just about worked it's way through the system. Better let the supervisor know I need a Double Logout. See you in 20 minutes"

by Gwyno August 26, 2009