always dirty

The hole between the cheeks that has a strong smell but is very suckable

- This morning i had a problem wiping my always dirty.

by Meonnel January 3, 2021

Dirty Murray

The Dirty Murray is to send a snap to someone else’s girlfriend of you wanking in the bath in an attempt to procure her.

Oh no I’ve just received a Dirty Murray :/

by A distinguished gentleman June 26, 2020

Dirty Maura

When two black men eat skittles out of a girls asshole while making dolphin noises

Did you hear they did a dirty Maura to her

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 15, 2020

dirty annmarie

When a shop worker says you look pregnant so you throw 4 pints of milk at their crusty toes. Dirty annmarie is the next step up from karen!

There was a cheeky worker so i gave her a dirty annmarie.

by Conx1506x September 1, 2021

Dirty Snowblower

When you put cocaine in someone's butthole and they fart it in your nose so you don't even have to snort it..

I can't wait to find a filthy whore to give me a dirty snowblower!

by Earlshy October 25, 2017

Dirty zayden

When your mum is making a deposit at the bank you rub one out into your school shorts whilst waiting for her to return to her car

Wayne did a dirty Zayden whilst waiting for his mum

by Snuggy nuggy April 5, 2020

Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.

"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."

by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013