A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.
Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!
by crotchdong October 30, 2021
by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018
When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.
by Zombie mother 1884 November 26, 2018
Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female
Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
by Illuisan May 04, 2018
by queinteresante September 05, 2011
by BiggleswadeOSC June 01, 2025
Crotch trophy or trophies are the product of a woman who doesnt want the father involved in their childs life. Making them a trophy to said woman. Just using the father for child support and moving onto another man to try and collect another crotch trophy. This continues until said woman can no longer have children or no one will sleep with her.
Brittany is showing off pictures of her new crotch trophy.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
by Irish87blaze November 17, 2018