lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men

That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show

by Witch rider July 1, 2024

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016

Crotch Rocket

A gay man who jumps off a dick as soon as another guy cums in butt. "Houston we have take-off"

Steve was a real "crotch rocket". As soon as I came he jumped off of me.

by urbanjo February 11, 2024

crotch chris

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.

Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.

by Gargles June 14, 2017

crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.

His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.

by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008

lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men

That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show

by Witch rider July 1, 2024