catch-me-if-you-can

(verb) to con your way into a job/role/situation like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Catch Me If You Can"
**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**

Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.

**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**
by Maxwell Dope November 19, 2013
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Can I get a Hoya?

A term used when something is lit. Often used within a clique. Made popular by Vine and Instagram star Alissa Violet.
Brenda: "Can I get a Hoya?"
Clique: "Hoyaaaaaaaaa!!!"
by Partyhoe May 13, 2017
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all you can eat

Place where one never stomachs enough food to get his money's worth.
Just been to an all you can eat restaurant...I think I'm going to be sick.....
by City rider December 13, 2003
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you can have me

"baby, you can have me"
by Randy_417 July 03, 2007
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coke can cock

when the male genetalia resembles a coke can. common among asian males and indian females.
Q: Why is it that asians with hard-ons say ouch my nose" when they walk into a wall?
A: Beacuse they have coke can cocks
by The Authority February 14, 2003
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i can feel you

A word to express how another person feels, like ''i know how your feeling''
by DizzyLizzy February 20, 2007
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One Can Van Damme

A person who, after a minimal ammount of alcohol, turns into the legendary belgian muscle man jean Claude Van Damme and starts a fight with anybody near him despite their size
Things got a bit tasty last night in the Club - after half a pint of special brew Dave turned into One Can Van Damme and smacked a bouncer
by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010
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