Canadian Moose Sled 

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out

Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor

Canadian Moose Sled by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Canadian Moose Sled 

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)

I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor

Canadian Moose Sled by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Canadian Back-Woodsman 

Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.

Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!

Canadian Back-Woodsman by Kerminator80 December 3, 2020

Canadian Apple picker 

A hillbilly boy with a love for apples

Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker

Canadian Apple picker by Mr.bigboyyyyyy December 12, 2020

Canadian Bidet

The act of wiping one's genitalia with a snowball

The Canadian Bidet is very refreshing

Canadian Bidet by cmfw369 December 18, 2020

Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts

P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock

Canadian Cumshot by anonymous January 17, 2021

Canadian curb stomp 

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.

That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.

Canadian curb stomp by HolySpicyGuacamole January 18, 2021