The Cake is a Lie

When they say there is cake, but there is an alternate motive that usually ends in ones humiliation/demise.

Jeffrey Bonheimer: Man, I am so glad my ex-wife decided to invite me over to her basement for cake, even though I won the custody battle over the children!
Evan Sailhamer: Jeff man, isn't it obvious?
Jeffrey Bon-whatever: Is what obvious Easy E?
Easy Evan: The cake is a lie man. Like, it is blatantly obvious

by J-goat C-Mote May 11, 2013

zebra cake

By legend, the zebra has little particles of weed (the white part) and little particles of acid (the black part) if you eat enough of these little cakes, they will get you very high, one must eat about 20-50 to get fucked. save or quarts kids...

hey dawg, i just scarfed 20 boxes of zebra cakes, i'm trppin balls nigga!

by imFrEaKiNman April 25, 2005

Cup Cake

A Yay Area term for flirting

D'Antae & Miya need to quit CupCakin'

by D-ROC May 13, 2005

hoe cake

A word commonly used in rural North Carolina to describe a slutty or promiscuous woman. Often paired with "slutmuffin," the term "hoe cakes" is to be used in every day conversation. By composition, hoe cakes are made with licentious batter.

"God, Rachel is being such a hoe cake for not coming antique shopping with us!"

by Dickinson April 12, 2008

Cake Eater

Rich fucker whos parents give them too much money. student of Edina or Duluth East. se also: spoiled rotten or daddys money

John:(to Timmy) i dont know if i should drive the BMW or the Corvette today.
timmy: id say you need stop being such a fuckin cake eater and ride your bike like the rest of us middle schoolers.

by Trojan4life09 March 28, 2011

noodle cake

What you call a friend when they are being funny.
2 minute noodles in there uncooked form.
What you call friends who are cameronated.

OMG you are such a noodle cake.

by Sarah ann87 August 17, 2006

Drake's Cake

A piece of heaven, twin-wrapped with cinnamon on top. Nominally just a prepackaged crumb coffee cake sold primarily in the Northeast in boxes of 10, but in reality, so much more.

"Shit, I was down at foodmaster and they had a 2-for-$2 deal on Drake's cakes! Needless to say, I purchased them all.

by ppowpow May 14, 2009