Wendy + Brandon

The best couple to ever exist ever. Everyone from far and wide knows of them, they are known as the perfect couple. Everyone strives to be like Wendy and Brandon.

Simp: Wow I wish I could get a relationship like Wendy + Brandon.

*starts to watch pokimane and jerk off*

by JewBurner420000 April 5, 2021

Brandon Bataglia

Brandon Bataglia is really gay and likes.... wait no, LOVES BBC . Overall he's a good mate and lovely gym parenter

Brandon Bataglia isnt at school today

by known797 May 18, 2022

brandon farrar

Once a roommate that stole the hearts of everyone living with him. Now resides with his new girl and crushed the hearts of all the people that formally roomed with him at the 159.

That Brandon farrar is a heart break thob.

by Jfux January 10, 2018

brandon

a quickie in fast food restrooms using only kitchen utensils between 2 guys

i got a brandon yesterday by derek

by yungseb March 20, 2025

Brandon Lockhart

The sexiest nigga on earth itself

“Hi is you’re name Brandon Lockhart?”

by Rebel.v2 February 23, 2022

Brandonism

The strong belief that every non Alaska airline is the Devil and will either cause you to miss a flight or lose your luggage.

I love Alaska airlines I would consider myself a brandonist who follows brandonism

by xX_Britney_Bitch_Xx May 18, 2025

Brandonize

When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.

Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."

by Okbrandon August 23, 2022