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Brandon

Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.
Wow. It’s Brandon!
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Brandon

he’s a hoe.
no he’s not, he’s brandon.
by brandismillah November 30, 2023
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Brandon

He's brandon, of course he thought to say that.
by randofromsomewhere November 14, 2023
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Brandon

Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
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Brandon

Brandon Is A Very Awesome Name. If your name is Brandon then you soulmate is always a Jenica.
Brandon is super cool and He started dating Jenica in 7th grade and now they’re married!
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brandon sanchez trejo

one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet, if you meet him don’t ever let him go. he will make you feel loved and make sure you’re never upset. also has a really deep voice and likes to play scary roblox games and shit himself
hey you know brandon sanchez trejo? he’s so sweet. he’s one of my favorite people ever!
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Brandon Mills

A fucking hot man, I would smash any day, would date anyday, would let him pound my bussy, I had a crush on him at one point. Very sensitive and nice, also very rugged and handsome looking.
person one - Would you let Brandon Mills pound your bussy
person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*
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