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Bodie

Big black man with a 12inch cock and likes to kiss kids
Look it’s a bodie
Ya better hide ya kids
by Uffvbjut November 22, 2021
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Bodi

A Bodi is the best possible friend you can ever imagine: she (she, not he) is funny, pretty, gezellig and she loves to be around people. All the other meanings of Bodi on this website are dumb, so this is is especially to make it better.

Bodi’s often change their dreamjobs and can be compared to Barbie. Just like Barbie they have different interests each week. As a child, a Bodi might have the strange habit of wanting to become a clown. That’s where the job obsession starts. Bodi’s would for example love to be interior designers, English teachers, Real Estate something, Spanish, wedding organisers, shoe artists, and massagers. The good thing is that they never get tired of new things.

A real Bodi loves good food, especially when someone else pays it. Just kidding, they pay their own food from time to time.

A Bodi might fall in love with strange guys, but at least she’s very honest and loyal to those people. The guys always have dark hair. When a Bodi is in love she’s 10000% into him, but her friends may think the guy is an idiot. Did I already tell you that friends are always right? Grappiee

Her looks: Very pretty, fake blonde, brown eyes, extremely muscular (just kidding). Her teeth are so bright that people have to wear sunglasses and sunscreen around her, so they won’t hurt their eyes or get a sunburn.

Her best friend’s name rhymes with Haira and her mom’s name sounds like Ranja. She falls for guys rhyming with Wilan, Fylan, Hoe and Flamairo.
Sara: Hey Bodi, what do you think of this?
Bodi: Perfect, I’ll write one about you too!
Sara: Wow I did not at all expect that

That person looks strange, must be a Bodi’
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Best Body Supplements

A supplement store in a complete class of its own. Known for its transparent information and fat yarns spun by the sick kuncZ staff members.
Hey sis did you get to Best Body Supplements this week?

Yeah hun I did and left with what was needed for my goals with the right information. Instead of being sold a twister wizard 7000 and everything but the kitchen sink.

It was nice, I’ll never go anywhere else
by Karate king Karen November 22, 2021
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this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019
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Astral body

The exact counterpart to your perfect physical body of the person. Composed of fine ethereal matter and is usually encased in this physical body.
I want my astral body... I had a dadbod since I was 5 and I just had a kid.
by Adam Rhys Campbell November 15, 2020
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bodie is kawaii

bodie is very cute and dronxa is 4'11
by Bodie_Kawaii December 2, 2020
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chicago body

A big body type, typical of the region, see Da Bears skit from SNL with a Chris Farley.
by B&E9 December 8, 2020
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