best hand ever

In poker you get three of a kind of kings.

I got three kings today in poker and i had the best hand ever.

by rickkky April 12, 2006

Best Week Ever

Worst Show Ever. I hate the guy with the gap in his front teeth.

Do you like D-list celebrities and small-time comics who couldn't even sell out the dive bar down the street? Do you like unfunny quips made by people so far under the radar that nobody cares what they think anyway? Do you need a one-stop resource for any and all news about Paris Hilton's week? "Best Week Ever" just might be for you, idiot.

by Squid Wrangler May 3, 2005

best band ever

The best band ever is also known as Lynyrd Skynyrd; other bands wish they could be as hot.

1)Lynyrd Skynyrd is some sexy shit.

2)Lynyrd Skynyrd is so f***in hard, the way it's supposed to be.

by free bird April 12, 2005

Best Friend Potion

What 2 best friends drink to get rowdy and have slumber parties. Often followed by taking turns vomming in the toilet the following morning.

Veronica and I drank Best Friend Potion last night and then we watched COPS.

by rbvg2 April 6, 2011

Anderson-Best Thereom

A Thereom that details cases of super-nerdy teenaged guys that have freakishly hot sisters, the kind that you wonder: "How the hell does that come from the same thing that made that!?"

The sister in question usually becomes wicked-hot during puberty in a ugly-duckling to swan transformation, while the brother goes through a ugly-duckling to ugly-duck trnasformation.

Guy1: "Look man, it's Eugene and......Liz?"

Guy2: "OMFG bro, how the hell did Eugene and Liz come from the same vagina? Liz is the hottest piece of ass since Megan Fox."

Guy1: "Dude, I know! But according to the Anderspn-Best Thereom, every nerdy fag has a mega-hot sister."

Guy2: "Thank God for the Anderson-Best Thereom!" *high fives all around*

by TheSandman321 September 8, 2010

Is Best Mail For You

The phrase, "Is best mail for you!" is partly responsible for the unique voice of Homestar from the website homestarrunner.com. It was originally a phrase spoken by Homestar creator Matt Chapman as a prank when he was altering the system sounds of his brother Mike's computer. He initended the sound bites to sound like a young Japanese girl. Homestar's voice resulted.

Matt: "...it was supposed to sound like this little Japanese girl so when he got mail it's like, 'is best mail for you!'".

by Matt Cowan December 31, 2007

best couple ever

ashley and marceau levant

oh, babe. i wish we could be like adhley and marceau! they’re conspicuously the best couple ever

by fevergutss August 11, 2018