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green day

You could teach a monkey to play any Green Day song.
by nigglet May 4, 2005
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Green Day

Day that happens to be green.
OR....
The best flippin band in the entire flippin universe!
includes...Billie Joe Armstrong, Tre Cool and Mike Dirnt...the 3 kings
Green Day....do u have the time to listen to me whine...

Bow down to the masters of punk rock music for they hold the key to real hyped up fun. Green Day is a pretty band. And their songs r genious...~~
heck yes u people!
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Green Porn

To love gardening by toiling in the soils of the out-of-doors, propagating honest and humble legal plants for pure enjoyment of nature, the earth and seeing something grow. It is okay to talk green porn to other like-minded individuals. Beware as those who do not will quickly get the deer-in-headlights look or the Homer glazed over look.
That "Hosta la vista" baby group on Facebook is Green Porn man.
Garden tours with the gals is just good green porn time.
swapping seeds with neighbours is what I did this weekend. Can't wait until I see my green porn.
by Saladmaster November 4, 2012
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Stephen Green

Asshole who is the director of Christian Voice, a British organisation bent on banning anything blasphemous towards Christianity.

They most recently started a huge protest against Jerry Springer: The Opera being shown on BBC2 - they managed to rally over 50,000 lunatic Christians to complain and protest to Ofcom. Despite this and the losers at Mediawatch UK putting on huge pressure, the BBC screened it anyway and attracted 1.7 million viewers in the process.

They also pressurised a cancer charity into turning down a £3k donation from the Springer show and are now targeting abortion clinics and theatres across the UK planning to show Jerry Springer.
Green posted the contact details of a BBC controller (who greenlighted Jerry Springer: The Opera) on the Christian Voice homepage, consequently forcing the guy to move into a safehouse after hoardes of demented evangelicals made death threats to him and his family.
by ATH April 16, 2005
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Green Day

a) a day spent smoking weed.

b) an Oakland, CA-based pop-punk/punk rock band. Green Day hit the local club scene in 1989 as the 3 man line-up consisting of Bille-Joe Arstrong (lead vocals, guitar), Mike Dirnt (vocals, bass) and Tre Cool (vocals, drums). After 2 albums released on indie record label Lookout! Records, they hit the mainstream after signing to Reprise and releasing 'dookie' in 1994 then hit it big again 10 years later with 'American Idiot'. They are often referred to as the godfathers of pop-punk and one of the best live bands in the world today.

Their fan base is diverse but can be put into 3 general categories:

1. Teeny Boppers - young fans who only know of 'American Idiot' onwards and go mental when the hear the song Longview thinking it's a new song!

2. Uber-punk assholes - the fans who hate teeny boppers for not pre-knowing Green Day's back catalogue and listen to the older - still great but less skillful - material out of protest. The ones you'll hear refer to the band as sell outs because they did well.

3. The Green Day fan - the fans who worship these rock gods for doing whatever the fuck they want, be it 2:30 min punk blasts, a 3 act concept album, a new wave side-project or a punk-rock opera. They get that a band (now 20 years old) will try new things and aren't trying to please every hardcore fan but try and produce the best music they can.
a) yesterday was a green day. Got totally baked.

b) I saw Green Day live. They were FUCKING AWESOME!!!
by TheKazooKing May 24, 2009
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Green Key

A word pronounced with an emphasis on the "green" and key is said sharply. The definition of Green Key is an imaginary object lost to try and talk to a person or start a conversation.
"Mister, I lost my green key?" said Kelly.
"Ah, your green key?" said Austin
"I found your green key." said a girl in the distance
by Brian Dylan October 29, 2010
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Green Shirts

A slang term used to describe Oxycontin 80 mg. Its is green shirts because the OC 80 is green.
hey dude.. you got any green shirts for sale?
by weiner brisket September 30, 2008
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