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meme ass

When you sit on the toilet too long while looking at memes until you can't feel your ass.
Felix: I was on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep and I can't feel anything!

Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.
by GlacialSubway July 26, 2017
mugGet the meme assmug.

Enormo-Ass

A gigantic ass that is disproportionate for the body it is attached to.
Dude, that ass looks like a VW bug being held up by a set of toothpicks. That's an enormo-ass
by Thanks Pete January 13, 2008
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jazz ass

The high, tight and firm ass achieved through vigorous jazzercise classes. Jazz ass is particularly sculpted during jazz squares, hops, plies and grapevine moves. Jazz ass may also be used to refer to the deep pain in the ass muscles following these activities.
"Wow that babe has a banging jazz ass!"
"I better have jazz ass after all the shit I had to do in that class".
"Oh my god I have painful jazz ass this week thanks to the new instructor".
by Gottalaughgirl November 24, 2013
mugGet the jazz assmug.

pineapple ass

When your ass hairs s really thick and point outwards of your asshole creating a pineapple shape
Don't do anal with Jimmy, that pineapple ass will screw you up big time
by SlaptonLee43 June 30, 2017
mugGet the pineapple assmug.

male asses

by ZAche October 27, 2014
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what in the ass

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.
1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."
by chesknowseverythingokay October 17, 2018
mugGet the what in the assmug.

toe in the ass

Term used for the consequence of an action that is not desired or frowned upon
If you don't straighten up, you're going to get a toe in the ass
by Alnomo May 15, 2016
mugGet the toe in the assmug.

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