Mad Apple

Dude who get really drunk and high. Dance, Shout out, Puke everywhere, and dont gives no fucks.

Dude: WE GETTING MAD APPLE
GIRL: HAPPY BANANA
Dude: SMH

by thatonenerdykid January 2, 2012

Apple Mac

The computers manufactured by Apple. There are MacBooks (the laptops), iMacs (the all-in-one desktops), and Macs (the tower desktops). It is best to buy it if you have an iPhone and/or iPad, but the iPhone/iPad can also do well with a Windows PC.
The thing is however, they are overpriced. The Apple mobile devices are fine for the price and what they are. Like the cheapest MacBook you can find is at $900, and the desktops $1100. You can get better specs with a Windows PC at that price, such as gaming PC builds at around $1000 and that can handle higher-intesity tasks than Macs. Same for gaming laptops, with their specs more worth it for the price.

Girl: I have an iPhone, iPad, Macbook, and iMac. It's so amazing.
Boy: Apple Macs are overpriced, and not worth the money bruh. You can get a better Windows PC with your money, even a good gaming PC. Fuck Macs, all my homies hate Macs

by fc2078 December 14, 2020

Apple Bobs

A way of saying "Boring" or "Lame." Originating with boredom created from Bobbing for apples.

George BC: Oh man, I'm so boored.
Pimbo: This Xbox 720 is mad "Apple Bobs!"

or

Abraham: Chill man, I just smoked mad Chronic, I'm trying to chill over here.
Sloppy: You're mad "Bobs for Apples" Bro, I'm trying to watch Curb your enthusiasm.

by Pabraham420 August 19, 2009

Dirt apple

Butthole, derived from French term pomme de terre (Apple of the earth)

I took a thot home the other night and tongue fucked her dirt apple .

by Scotty timbs May 7, 2018

apple computer

The best computer in existence.

Apple comps rule! PCs are fucking shit.

by Fucker April 26, 2004

Bad Apple

a male with an STD

Girl 1: See that cute guy over there? I'm taking him home tonight.

Girl 2: Don't eat from his tree! He's got bad apples.

Girl 1: Oh sick!! no one likes a bad apple!

by aintthatneat January 3, 2012

Apple Juice

When a woman pisses on a man's erect penis just before he inserts it into her vagina.

She said she had to pee just as I was about to stick it in, so I told the bitch to make it Apple Juice. Then I fucked her before that Apple Juice could drip on my bedsheets.

by Starbright September 25, 2006