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anal crawler

A creature that crawls up your ass, stealing your shit and placing it in your mouth.
My breath taste like shit, an anal crawler visited me last night
by Wolfpup1424 May 25, 2020
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anal tampon

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.
by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
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Anal Massacre

Anal Massacre is a social simulation video game series developed and published by Nintendo
by FukJerry February 11, 2019
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anal cushion

An anal cushion is when the inside of the ass/booty is visible on show and you sit on it like a pillow
She sat on the anal cushion it was soft squidgy.
by Liam is sexy July 1, 2020
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anal funnel

The act of drinking alcohol (specifically beer) from the anal cavity of the opposite gender, as they shit in your mouth
Hey man, those anal funnels I did with Rebecca at Kyles party were epic!
by Oscarthebagel December 1, 2021
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Anal Porridge

A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.
Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors
by Swampyman May 19, 2019
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Australian Anal

The action of performing anal to a kangaroo from a tree, it is so loud that drop bears near and far masturbate to this wonderful, rare sight.
Did you hear one of the kids from GGHS did Australian Anal
by GGHS ESHAYS R US October 23, 2019
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