A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
The protagonist of Five Nights at Freddy's: Tales from the Pizzaplex #5; The Bobbiedots Conclusion's first short story, GGY
person 1: yo who's your favourite fnaf character
person 2: uhh, lolbit idk?
person 1: what a basic bitch answer
person 2: FINE YOU WANT THE REAL ANSWER?? TONY BECKER FROM FNAF GGY IVE BEEN HYPERFIXATED ON HIM FOR A GOOD FIVE MONTHS NOW
person 1: who tf is that
person 2: uhh, lolbit idk?
person 1: what a basic bitch answer
person 2: FINE YOU WANT THE REAL ANSWER?? TONY BECKER FROM FNAF GGY IVE BEEN HYPERFIXATED ON HIM FOR A GOOD FIVE MONTHS NOW
person 1: who tf is that
by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH April 28, 2025
toni is the most amazing person i know. toni’s eyes are so beautiful and i could look into them forever. toni’s voice is so soft and i don’t know how i could ever stop listening to it. also toni is a very good listener, friend and especially kisser.
the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.
also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.
as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.
so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.
i will love you until the day i die <3
the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.
also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.
as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.
so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.
i will love you until the day i die <3
by the stranger you will recogniz November 24, 2024
A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.
At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.
by RNKMXN February 02, 2020