by hamburger man 146y710235701245 June 09, 2023
Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping
Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
by badussy2.0 February 10, 2022
by cutie28 February 10, 2024
An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.
still a DILF though
still a DILF though
by kindersuprise October 30, 2020
A man or a woman who, based on their talent(s), becomes a success; especially in the movie or music industry.
Those Johnnys and Fannys are shooting stars and will make it to the big time at last.
It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.
-MisterSmithIt
It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.
-MisterSmithIt
by MisterSmithIt May 24, 2017
Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 04, 2011
The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition
by shady guy meth January 26, 2022