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The Uncle Bob

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.
OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob
by #BVBoi August 15, 2023
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Cussin Bob

Cussin Bob is the phrase for an american overweight cousin that no one really likes but everyone respects for their blunt unfiltered opinion that is intended to be motivational and make us more productive members of society. Usually dresses in casual comfortable wear like punchline t-shirts and flat bill hats.
I talked to Cussin Bob last week and he told me I need to "get my lazy a** off the couch and spend more quality time being productive instead of shi**ing away my freetime like last night's bowel movement!"
by Cussin Bob August 30, 2023
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bob for logs

while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs
scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process
by Gnu782 September 24, 2023
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Cool bob

It’s like cool beans, but only elites say it. Casuals say cool beans. Elites say cool bob
“Dude are we cool beans?” “Nah dude, we cool bob”
by satelliteskins October 20, 2019
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Alpha Bob

A term used in the video game Ark: Survival evolved for a player who has alot if loot but is cat poop at the game and elements of the game.
Drew is an Alpha Bob, he runs into turrets all the time
by Da Big Bob October 23, 2019
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Bob Rossing

This is when you finish breaking something so it can be properly fixed or replaced due to a “happy accident”.
Person 1: I was told that I wasn’t in line for a new laptop but I accidentally dropped it down a flight of stairs so now I will have a new one by tomorrow.

Person 2: Man, you were totally Bob Rossing that!
by saskers October 26, 2019
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Bob Saget

The programmer of Alexa. He also never worked for Amazon.
Alexa?
Yes!
Who is Jeff Bezos?
He's a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican!
Alexa?
Yes!

Who programmed you?
BOB SAGET!!!
by I eat swag for breakfast November 1, 2019
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