Your mom

When you ask what is the matter, it’s your mom. An answer standing in for what you really don’t want to say, or when you are messing with your buddies.

Friend: “What’s the matter?”
You: “Your mom.”

by H.Rae.L August 12, 2018

Your mom

Scientists say she is the gayest creature on the planet. You will often find her with James Charles or Jeffrey Star.

Guy 1: OH MY GOD IS THAT Your mom?
Guy 2: YEA OMG SHES WITH JAMES CHARLES

by A random moose December 11, 2019

your mom

Your mom, a word that you can say to someone to make fun of them or their mother

Your moms a hoe cunt bitch

by Your favorite nigeran February 27, 2017

french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016

your mom

the biggest thing ever created

me: I'm going to see my mom
someone: your mom is very big

by Burgirfancy September 15, 2021

Your Mom

The hottest person in the world, even hotter than the Sun

Person 1: Dude, your mom looks so hot!
Person 2: Shut up! I know you jerked off to her

by Megaddo March 22, 2022

your mom

the universe is ever expanding and yet its still smaller than your mom by a large margin

a joke you use is called your mom

by the dry water September 15, 2021