beluga whale dick

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.

Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!

by Dogdicker November 1, 2021

Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.

It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.

by Capybaara September 17, 2021

whale

whale
a noun

a overweight person
a astronaut in the ocean

Popular girl: HAHAHAHA SHES A WHALE
Victim: Your so mean!

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 30, 2021

Whale gator

A nickname for a large mammal that inhabits rivers, lakes, and mangrove swamps. Kind of a cross between a large blue whale and an alligator.

That whale gator knocked off that lady in the canoe and ate her whole!

by Hardyboy89 July 20, 2021

dick back whale

a whale with a dick in its back

LOOK AT THAT DICK BACK WHALE!!!!

by ppwacker July 20, 2021

Whale

A person (preferable drug dealers) who spends a large quantity of money at once. You have your average customers then you have people who spend a lot more than the average customer.

Got a new play today from my in town whale. He’ll/she’ll be coming into the trap tonight, they’re spending over 25k in town.

by Gullible-Version July 25, 2021

Whaled

When you match with a cute and seemingly slim girl on a dating app, invite her over to you place and it turns out that that she is severely overweight

Erlend matched with a “slim” girl on tinder, turned out see was as tall as she was wide. Erlend got whaled.

by Mørt August 6, 2021