A term used to infuriate an already angry person in a joking manner. Can be said in a multitude of tones to be delivered with different hidden meanings such as insulting or genuine care.
by Wedefarm December 31, 2024
Get the Why so furious?mug. Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"mug. What you say to someone when they are acting like a total dunce online, so you say this just to get the best out of them.
Person 1: You're the type of person who would wear 2 circles on their chest in ROBLOX and say that this game is 13+
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + cope
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + cope
by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022
Get the why do you praise Putinmug. Billy: “why do people like ostriches?“
Bob: “well, you see, little billy, ostriches are superior to the human race“
Bob: “well, you see, little billy, ostriches are superior to the human race“
by all hail ostriches 🕺 December 2, 2023
Get the whymug. 
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideasmug. I don't understand why...
Iam "Why would you do that? Why? I don't know why you would do this. How does this not prove I was right all along?"
Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."
Iam "How is that even relevant?"
Hym "I'm just saying."
Iam "It's not helping."
Hym "I'm not trying to help."
Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"
Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."
Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"
Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"
Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"
Hym "I liked the movie."
Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"
Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."
Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"
Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"
Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"
Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"
Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."
Iam "How is that even relevant?"
Hym "I'm just saying."
Iam "It's not helping."
Hym "I'm not trying to help."
Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"
Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."
Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"
Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"
Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"
Hym "I liked the movie."
Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"
Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."
Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"
Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"
Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"
Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"
Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Get the Why?mug.