virginal wanker

A looser who is teased by his mates for not knowing his way around a woman's pussy.

Mate: Did you go down on her?

Looser : I touched it but something smelled, what was that?

Mate: Your a fucking virginal wanker

by Bzjohnny October 17, 2009

story virgin

The first victim to read your just written story.

Tim made me be his story virgin before he would read his story to the class.

by Anthony November 3, 2004

cheating virgin

A student in the Junior or Senior high school that has yet to cheat on a test or an assignment.

Those seventh graders are such "cheating virgins."

I can't believe Jack is a "cheating virgin!"

by drew d. March 25, 2008

Virgin Vault

The all girls freshman dorm typically found at most universities and colleges. Populated by sexually inexperienced students.

Dude, let's hit up the virgin vault this Friday night and see if we can score with a freshman.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

virgin ears

The name for the outer wall of the vagina which sometimes is mistaken for an ear.

John: WTF!! She has 2 ears growing out of her crotch!
Billy: LOL, you schmuck,those are virgin ears.

Trekky fan: doctor,is there anyway to stop my virgin ears from hanging down so much,id like to turn them into Mr. Spock ears

by ronnie3091 March 20, 2010

xfinity and virginity

the same definition as netflix and chill.

Girl: richard and i did xfinity and virginity last night.

by style driver August 7, 2016

Virgin mary

A sweaty and sus 12 year old who plays fortnite and absolutely ass rapes people to compensate for being Cummed in when they were 7

Oh no there’s a Virgin Mary on the top of the hill

by Daddyfingers February 24, 2022