tunica vaginalis

The layer of tissue that proctects your nuts frum getting hit.

Hey man I got hit in the balls today, but luckily my tunica vaginalis protected them.

by jayyyyyyyyy October 16, 2008

Miss Vagina

A prissy girl, a very girly girl, an annoying girl, or a stupid girl.

Look at her, she's Miss Vagina.

by Your Mom's in Africa February 28, 2011

Fell In Love With God's Vagina

When one sees a female being of the christian religion and is immediately turned on by her.

Jim: "have you seen that new girl at the church down the road?"

Tom: "yes, and when i saw her fine ass i fell in love with god's vagina."

by SDHAKAB March 12, 2011

vaginal secretion

When a womens Vaginal Meat Curtains are stuck together with a sticky residue.

Dude you told me that chick last night was clean,her vaginal secretion was secreating out of your shorts. when i went down on her, it was like pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwhich.

by E-rock Scarface November 8, 2008

VAGINA DINER

The triangle shaped resturaunt where men and occasionaly woman go to dine on some of the best hair pie and vaginer melt sandwichs usually open twenty four seven,located in the valley between the female legs, north of the cucca cave.

Ross was excited to find out that his female boss also enjoyed chowing at the vagina diner too.

My friend Cindy must of got some of those red tied clams at the vagina diner , because now she is wicked sick.

by RAZA C. September 12, 2006

under the dress vagina press

A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.

This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck

Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD

by Kamikaze is scared of the bag August 10, 2004

The Vagina Whisperer

1. a person able to talk themselves into any girls pants

2. lesbian

Max: Dude, I have been trying to get into this girls pants for like hours.
Kevin: Dude, you need The Vagina Whisperer tutorial. He will teach you how to get into any chicks pants.

Jake: What's up with that hot chick over there? I have been sending drinks over and haven't even gotten a 'thank you'.
Rob: Your an idiot! She is The Vagina Whisperer.
Jake: The what?
Rob: The Vagina Whisperer, she only talks to vaginas. She is a lesbian.

by The Original Vagina Whisperer January 7, 2011