Twat Waffle

Someone who is a douche bag, idiot, jerk ect.

When your ex calls you drunk asking to hook up he is being a twat waffle.

by Missj09 November 16, 2009

Twat Waffle

When you stomp someone cunt while wereing boots, thus leaving a waffle like indention.

I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!

by VendettaWylde April 21, 2011

twat waffle

1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment

Jo: What's up twat waffle?
Ash: Not much.

by Ashlor February 11, 2010

Bottle Twat

a girl that enjoys being fucked by a plastic bottle after giving a blowjob

Plastic water bottles are usually the choice of a bottle twat, especially the ones that are ribbed, but soda bottles will work just as good

ME: I went out with Chasity last night.

BOB: Did you fuck her?

ME: Not really. She sucked me off then wanted me to fuck her, so I grabbed my Sprite and crammed it up her bottle twat.

by sockboy666 July 14, 2009

twat rod

Term used to replace the word penis!

"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"

by Scattyman May 1, 2005

nipple twat

a woman with incredibly large breasts nipple, which happens to be inverted.

This bitch Debbie. Her titties were massive, but she has a nipple twat.

by Luckie August 16, 2006

Twat Block

When a friend keeps a Bi chick and/or lesbian from getting laid by her girlfriend.

Friend 1: "Come on guys lets go to the movies!"

Girlfriend 1: "No ive got a beter idea. Me and my girl will stay here and you can go to the movies."

Friend 2: "Oh come on guys, it'll be fun!"

Girlfriend 2: "Fun for you maybe. You fuckin Twat Block!"

by LeggoMyEggoBITCH!!!! May 18, 2010